I was born 10 toes and I will die with 10 toes.– A diabetic at the lunch buffet (via baffledinbrooklyn)
a round of applause for making it through the school year without killing myself another round of applause because i managed not to kill anyone else too.
When someone tries to explain why they need my...
When my relatives start asking me why I haven't...
whatshouldwecallme: I’m like,